The machine generates enough light for one outhouse.
The waterlevel in the trough must be checked every
two days and any upturned rats disposed of in the jettison
bags. These are located to the rear of the outdoor
tap. If the bags are brimming with rats throw them
on the hag. Highup on the hag behind the black bales
seeping poison. Make sure the halogen burns through
the night. Keep an eye on the number of moths collecting
on the glasspane. We keep bits of crumbs and spits
of breakfast in the Jacob's biscuit tin atop the chestfeezer.
The outdoor freezer in the adjacent shed. These remains,
strudel, gristle, fried gurnings, striped giblets,
are for the birds in the ditch. Rakeup cutgrass in
the backfield. Appoint an ombudsman to settle disputes
over the land and its geometry. Trundlewheels, calipers
and spiritlevels can be found in the spareroom. If
you have the time you can count your uncle's trophies,
mounted on springs in that verysame room. He lives
away from home now.
Attend to these instructions and your fuel will be
replenished.