My Dear Parent,
The Glove Woman appears to have touched your mind. You may
feel perfectly fine but others can see that you are becoming
enmeshed in the Machine. Something may have already crept
into your brain. You must know that the game is just the
surface. Please leave this wretched tree before it’s
too late.
(The other alternative is that you are entirely mad, in which
case I do hope it isn’t genetic.)
Yours concernedly,
An Offshoot